Monday 24/010/11
If ever there was any proof that the UDW Trade Union consists of nothing more than a single conman out to exploit and rip-off the general public, just take a good look (and do try to keep a straight face) at the utter shite that passes for a 'Commendation's Page' on the parasite John Ledbury's website..click here to view Ledbury's pathetic page.
Quote From Ledbury's Website: "John Ledbury's patience, knowledge and calm manner was all part of the first-class service I received in my hour of need. My monthly membership is value for money as the aftercare that John provides is second-to-none. I have since recommended his services to others and everyone says one thing: "Thank god for John." ... (imagine bringing God into it?)
Quote From Ledbury's Website: "after reading that article about you John, of course I did not believe a word of that utter rubbish sent to me by McEwan who accessed private data of your clients, myself included and sent a mailshot of rubbish tarnishing your reputation. John you were always there for me when I needed to chat or ask for your expert advice. I feel that there was an infringement of data protection and that this person should be brought to justice for discriminating against you and for misusing client files.
Complete Fabricated Bollocks!
And on John Ledbury's excuse for a...ahem, 'News Page' amidst the 'Breaking News!', 'Stop Press Bollocks! and 'Secure your Future' pish, we have these priceless beauties...
Quote From Ledbury's Website: "John Ledbury is successfully representing members around the country. This continued success does however mean that John has little available time to update the news page. Bear with us please!"
Ledburys has been asking that UDW Trade Union members bear with him since early 2011...how much longer do they have to wait?
Quote From Ledbury's Website: "National Secretary, John Ledbury is delighted with his continued success and comments; "Although the union has had it's troubles in recent times, we have continued to serve our members and those previously without representation, who find themselves in difficulty with their employers." "Our priority is to ensure the protection of members and other workers when necessary." "When things go wrong for people we are here to support them."
Notice that there is no mention of any other single person that supports Ledbury. Just Ledbury himself. He uses words such as 'we' 'us' and 'our', and yet just exactly who 'we us and our' actually is, has never been revealed. The explanation is quite simple. There is no we, us or our. There is only Ledbury himself, pumping & raping whats left of UDW Trade Union's corpse for his own personal greed.
And Remember this is probably the most unqualified and malignant individual ever to grace a Trade Union (and thats against some stiff competition!). With No Indemnity Insurance, No Lawful Structure, A claim for unfair dismissal against him, and UDW Trade Union 2010 accounts long overdue, its clear to everyone that this parasite should be avoided at all costs.
What a shame that the Cook Report: isn't on the telly anymore. Watching Roger & a camera crew chasing the dodgy parasite John Ledbury down Bearley Lane, or through Yeovil shopping precinct would make great viewing wouldnt it.
Never mind, we've done the next best thing. In tribute to the ingenious commendations posted on John Ledbury's website, we've gathered a few commendations you can have a titter over. After all, they're about as genuine as Sir Poncealot's and should generate as much mirth.
OUR VERY OWN COMMENDATIONS
In tribute to John Ledbury’s imaginary commendation page, we are pleased to show you some of the commendations we have received over the last year. We hope you enjoy them as much as we enjoyed Ledbury’s. (We also enjoyed them the second time round)
"Oooh I’m so grateful to udwuk.org! You have saved me a small fortune in subscriptions and representation fees since you exposed John Ledbury on your website. I’m soooooo grateful to you! Perhaps you would like to come round to dinner later while I slip into something more comfortable? I have a cigar and a nice bottle of Bailey’s waiting for you. I love you with all my heart…for ever and ever!"
Suckmaster Burstingfoam (Aintree) xxx
"Bless udwuk.org! They are indeed an organisation that knows how to get to the heart of the matter! Without you I would have handed over all of my lolly to John Ledbury only to be dropped later when he would be incapable of completing my tribunal application form. Respect brothers & keep up the fantastic work!!"
Francesca Fresharse (Elms Place)
"I was seeking maximum recompense at my workplace when I got thumped on the bonce with a flying cheeseburger filled with spicey chutney and cucumber relish. I nearly retained the services of John Ledbury’s one man outfit until I saw your website warning me to be careful! I’m so glad I decided not to hire Ledbury, as I would have ended up being sacked while Ledbury boasted to my manager just how clever he is in making achievements. I can’t thank udwuk.org enough! If you ever need an endorsement of just how smart and lovely you are, please give me a call!!"
Richard Fingermuscle (Baloney-on-Sea)
"What can I say about udwuk.org without making you all reach for a sickbag? They are simply scrumptious! The website is just delicious and makes me go weak at the knees every time I look at it. The lines, the curves, the colours, the contours, the sleek glossy finish always has me drooling at the mouth and reaching for a sex aid to assist me in my dizzy excitement! I’m so grateful to udwuk.org for giving me this day my daily thrill!"
Gertrude Pantliner (Baldermock Day Care Centre)
"I was in hell. My wife had left me for a younger man, I had a mountain of debt, the wrong person won Strictly Come Dancing, I began to drink Cremola Foam by the gallon and my prize winning leeks came second in the Buxton annual vegetable competition. I was on a downward spiral to oblivion. Then a friend recommended I visit udwuk.org. I was cautious at first but as soon as I began searching its sexy pages I knew that this was my salvation. I would wake up first thing in the morning and quiver with excitement as I hit the refresh button seeking out those all important updates on John Ledbury. I was rarely disappointed! I even entered the competition to win the My Own Trade Union commemorative plate and poured over the fine detail of all that theft, deceit and fraud on a daily basis. My doctor has cut me back on the amount of time I can spend surfing this superb, fun, informative, fandabydozy, creative and supersexy website but I still sneak a peak on my new Iphone which he doesn’t know about! LOL! (That’s laughing out loud for those of you who don’t know text talk) If ever udwuk.org need a commendation make sure you include me wont you?"
Norman Shaftingsleeve (Yerton Broadbeans)
"When my boss booted me up the scrumptious last Tuesday, and told me to remove my middle finger from my brown tube, I have to say I was more than happy to be treated like a slave at that point. It wasn’t until he told me that I was about as useless as a ‘Lackey Rural Lawyer’ or a (Pin Striped Parasite) that I realised just how much he really hated me. At that moment I realised that I required professional representation. Thank the Lord Gracious Good God Almighty that I discovered udwuk.org! Their advice has kept me away from unqualified sponging money grabbing no use charlatan’s, and as a result I’m back on the straight and narrow."
Jeremiah Brownthumbs (Shinfield)
For genuine union membership visit the website of the T.U.C. (Trade Union Congress) and speak to one of their advisors who will be able to help you make the right choice.
The T.U.C Join a Trade Union Page can be found Here.
Whatever you do; make sure you are protected at work, obtain a copy of your unions rulebook, and always assert your rights!
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